Moes Haven: Lyrics/Clips/MP3s

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Well, they lost their liquor license down at Club Omega
Cause the place was nothing but trouble
With fighting and drugs and stabbings and shootings
And we thought that would be the end of that
But lo, lo and behold
They put up a sign in the window
With a statement oh-so-bold

They said that they were gonna bring in a bunch of dancing ladies
And that these dancing ladies wouldn't be wearing any shirts
And even though this idea filled creepy old men's hearts with lots of pleasure
The mayor wasn't so impressed
So he brought out a big tape measure

He tried to find an ordinance that could be broken by this change
He measured the distance to the nearst house and school and library
But he couldn't quite seem to find any laws that could stop Omega's plan
That's when the good old landlord stepped in and he made his stand

And he had Omega evicted, cause they hadn't paid the rent
And everybody celebrated, cause the moral fabric of Manchvegas had been preserved
And every single creepy guy in town has a long, long face
I say to them, "don't worry guys, you can always go to Mark's Showplace!"