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(Scrub or) No Scrubs (That is the Question)

(Moes Haven)
I operate in jeans and a sweater
I operate in jeans and a shirt
I operate in jeans and a button-down
And the patient feels fine and he's never hurt

No Scrubs!

The second verse is all about the nurse
She chastises me
And she's known to curse
She says,
"I won't join you for a tryst in the tub
"Unless you tow the line and you don those scrubs."

No Scrubs!

Now, I'm not too worried about malpractice suits
But that darn nurse is so awful cute
If hygiene means that much to her
I'll wear those scrubs, oh yeah, for sure

Scrubs!