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Moes Haven: Lyrics/Clips/MP3s

Two Failed Movie Pitches

(Moes Haven)
A girl, who, feeling blue
Not quite sure just what to do
Finds herself in a petting zoo
And gets devoured by a hungry emu

And emu is a large, flightless Australian bird, related to and resembling the ostrich and the cassowary

GET OUT OF MY OFFICE

No, wait, I have one more

A fisherman in a long black coat
Saving his funds for to buy a boat
Things go wrong when it doesn't float
He dies
And that's all she wrote

Wrote is the past tense of write

NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
I HATE YOU