Moes Haven: Lyrics/Clips/MP3s

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Oh I love her
Cause she's so sweet
She doesn't love me
So I can't eat
La la la la la
La la la la lee
I love her
But she doesn't love me

I call her on the phone and she's so quiet
Unrequited love is so good for your diet
If you're overweight you really ought to try it
You won't want no potato
Not even if they fry it

Unrequited love is so good for weight loss
And if I lost a couple pounds it wouldn't be a great loss
Cause maybe the fact that I'm kind of chubby
Prevents her from considering me a potential hubby
Hey!

I call her on the phone
I ask her out on a date
When she tells me no
I just throw away my plate
Why doesn't she want to get together and meet?
It makes me so sad that I can't eat

Unrequited love is so good for weight loss
And if I lost a couple pounds it wouldn't be a great loss
Cause maybe the fact that I'm kind of chubby
Prevents her from considering me a potential hubby

I call her on the phone and she's so quiet
Unrequited love is so good for your diet
If you're overweight you really ought to try it
You won't want no potato
Not even if they fry it

Oh I love her cause she's so sweet
She doesn't love me so I can't eat
La la la la la
La la la la lee
I love her
But she doesn't love me