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I spend most of my time in my apartment singing stupid songs
When I'm not doing that I'm trying to write a book that's 10,000 pages long
When people look at my life
They think something's wrong

The only food I eat are
Mozzarella sticks
Frozen pizza
English Muffins
And chicken strips
I drink water, milk, and OJ
Not from concentrate
And my doctor says
I won't survive to see 38

But I feel really healthy
He's just trying to get wealthy
By selling me vitamins that won't make me sick
I say I can eat whatever kind of food that I pick
Because I live in a fantasy world

I've got picture of strangers hanging on my wall
I pretend that they're friends
But I don't know them at all
They're just people whose photos I took on the streets
I catch them with my zoom lens
And then I retreat
To my tiny apartment
Which I've very much missed
And I check off "photo strangers"
From my to-do list
I have dreams of fighting for a girl with my fist
But I ain't neve had a girlfriend
And I've never been kissed
Except in my fantasy world where I live

I live in a fantasy world

I hardly ever go out
Or even watch TV
Except for Family Ties
At 5:30
And I dream that Tina Yothers
Is here with me
She thinks that I'm the tops
In my fantasy