Moes Haven: Lyrics/Clips/MP3s
Who Put Coffee in my Mt. Doo? (Live in Wisconsin)
(The Spoiled Chefs)
She swore she'd never drink soda again
But then what'd she go and do?
She bought herself a bottle
Of Mt. Dew
And she said:
I like coffee
I like tea
I love you
And you love me
But who put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
I have a feeling that it was you
Who put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
Who put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
It used to be yellow
Now it's navy blue
Who put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
It's true that he was guilty
Of this heinous crime
But his intentions were good
So let's listen to his rhyme
And he said:
I know better
So listen to me
Soda will give you the osteo-P
Throw it away
Don't even drink a little
Cause if you don't
Years from now your bones will be brittle
Perhaps it was wrong for me to ruin your drink
But I just really wanted to make you think
Years from now
When you're in good health
You'll thank me
For helping you take care of yourself
Who put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
Who put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
It used to be yellow
Now it's navy blue
Who put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
You put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
You put coffee in my Mt. Dew?
It used to be yellow
Now it's navy blue
You put coffee in my Mt. Dew?