Moes Haven: Lyrics/Clips/MP3s

Husbands 'R' Us

(Moes Haven)

Well my name is Joe and my wife is Jane
And with each year she's more of a pain
Her voice just eats into my brain
She's gonna make me go insane

I'm Fred Victors and my tale is dire
My wife, she pushed me in the fire
Everybody says that I'm a liar
Now I can't sing in the church choir

We are the husbands and we are not happy
Because we've been bossed around much too long

Marcus D, yes that's me
I've got more trouble than honey has bees
I'm always sent down on my knees
Asking, "baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby please."

Here I am, yes, M. F. S.
My wife, she makes me wear a dress
Parade infront of all her friend
I can't wait 'till this marriage ends

We all know Peter J. is OK
But my wife sees things a different way
She kicks me out most every day
And she won't hear what I have to say

Yes, I'm known as the noble savage
My wife won't serve me not but cabbage
I tell her I want steak for dinner
But she says cabbage until I'm thinner

We are the husbands and we are not happy
Because we've been bossed around much too long

They call me the rock but made of stone I'm not
It hurts when she hits me with a pot
She's got a gun and she shoots it a lot
And one of these days I'm gonna get shot

Everybody I know calls me the king
But my wife won't hear me sing
She makes me get the telephone when it rings
She don't use dryer sheets and so my clothes have static cling

They call me the rock but made of stone I'm not
It hurts when she hits me with a pot
She's got a gun and she shoots it a lot
And one of these days I'm gonna get shot

I am Huston and I'm a wreck
Cash and jewelry is what she expects
She's so calculating and she's so obscene
She even bothers me in my dreams

Hi everybody my name is Bobby
And I ride motorcycles for a hobby
And when I crashed and I could not tour
My wife wouldn't see me anymore

We are the husbands and we are not happy
Because we've been bossed around much too long