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I tell fractured fairy tales
To my friend, Hillary Duff
She says she doesn't want it to end
But me, I've had enough
I say, "You already know all about
"Modern takes on Cinderella."
You know, she knows Ashton Kutcher
And she says, "He's a real nice fella."

He told her
"Don't tell fairy tales
"But try to stay naive
"Cause Uncle Harry will kill ya
"If you don't believe."

When I listen to Liz Phair
I dream she's singing about me
Comparing me to her favorite underwear
And walking all over me
In her sell-out album
She said, "Young guys, they rule"
But she didn't mean me
She meant Ashton Kutcher
I'm so jealous of that fool

You know, he said
"Don't tell fairy tales
"But try to stay naive
"Cause Uncle Harry will kill ya
"If you don't believe."