Moes Haven: Lyrics/Clips/MP3s
Missed Opportunities (I don't need your internship, Jimmy Kimmel)
(Moes Haven)
Jimmy
Jimmy Kimmel
Could have gone with Jimmy
Could have gone with Jimmy
Could have gone with Jimmy Kimmel
You think you are so funny
You think you are so great
Ben Stein could beat you down
Any day of the week
Who wants to work with you
Who wants to hear you talk
I do not need your job
I do not need your chalk
I can buy groceries
Without your dirty cash
I can walk down the street
I can listen to The Clash
You think you are so smart
You think you are so white
Ben Stein could take you down
It would not be a fight
We all know you love him
Too bad he is not gay
I know you love me too
That's why I stay away
Your hair is much too short
Your face is much too wide
Your gut is much too large
For any shirt to hide
You will be nothing when I am rich and famous
Your time is over and you are contageous
So shut your mouth, Jimmy Kimmel
Who do you think you are?
I do not need your help
I do not need a car
I will not work with you
And it is just as well
And so I say, Jimmy Kimmel
You can just go to hell