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Forgot to Wipe

(Moes Haven)
I'm out of the bathroom
And still something reeks
And there's a mushy feeling
Between my cheeks

Ooh Ohh
Forgot to wipe again
Ooh Ooh
Forgot to wipe

Take off my clothes
And then I look down
What used to be white
Has now turned brown

Ooh Ohh
Forgot to wipe again
Ooh Ooh
Forgot to wipe

Took a poop
In the ditches
No toilet paper
And now my bum itches

Ooh Ohh
Forgot to wipe again
Ooh Ooh
Forgot to wipe

Got so bad
I wiped with grass
And now a dandelion's
Growing out of my ass

Ooh Ohh
Forgot to wipe again
Ooh Ooh
Forgot to wipe