Moes Haven: Lyrics/Clips/MP3s
Dislocated Surfer
(Moes Haven)
He comes from Maine
Surf board in hand
An undeveloped body
And a peeling tan
You're not from Baja
You don't play guitar
You got your white butt kicked
At the Gravity Bar and Grill
He watches 90210 everyday
Keep dreaming boy
You ain't no Dylan McKay
He walked into the bar
And he made Tina cry
Just drank one beer
And he acted all high
He's the dislocated surfer
He's coming to your town
He's the dislocated surfer
I hope that poser drowns
He's the dislocated surfer
He's coming to your town
He's the dislocated surfer
I hope that poser drowns
LIfe is a whore
And so are you
Go back to your street life
And say hi to Lou
You wear shorts in the wintertime
You wanna rap but you can't even rhyme
He's the dislocated surfer
He's coming to your town
He's the dislocated surfer
I hope that poser drowns
Say hi to Betty