Moes Haven: Lyrics/Clips/MP3s

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• MP3 short clip, lo-fi play (modem)

I went to the bathroom
Tried to flush the toilet
It would not all go down
So I called the plumber

I called up the plumber
But his price was too high
To go fix my bathroom
Now I can't go bathroom

Can't go to the bathroom
Can't go to the bathroom
Cannot flush the toilet
I cannot go bathroom

I went to the neighbor
But they were not at home
Whatever shall I do?
Gotta find a bathroom

Next I tried the market
Asked them but they told me
"Payin' customers only"
And I had no money

Can't go to the bathroom
Can't go to the bathroom
Cannot flush the toilet
I cannot go bathroom

I went down to the park
Found myself a nice bush
I relieved myself there
Oh boy it felt so good

Break it down for me, fellas
Oh hey!

Someone saw me going
They called up the police
Now I am arrested
Take me to the jailhouse

Now I am in prison
But it is not so bad
Toilet in my jail cell
No more need for plumber

Can't afford a plumber
Can't afford a plumber
Can't afford a plumber
Oh yeah